QUINCY, MA - The Associated Press has learned from sources close to the McInnis Carpentry Softball Club that Scott Logan will be listed as doubtful for the 2009 season.
Last year, the Hammers star underwent surgery that was reportedly "season ending." He returned in dramatic fashion, missing only four games.
It is unclear what the injury may be this year. One rumor is that Logan fell asleep during a session at a tanning salon and suffered numerous bad burns. Another unofficial report has him suffering from severe wrist tendonitis spurred by excessive play on his Sony Playstation. It is unclear what level of "Legends of Wrestling" he achieved before having to shut it down.
The injury bug is no stranger to Hammers:
In 2002, John Gray missed the first 5 games of the season due to injuries suffered at the Fore Seasons driving range.
Outfielder Tom Fratolillo was lost for the remaining 5 games of the 1997 season when he broke his hand during a karate brick-breaking exhibition at Atherton Hough Elementary School.
Rich Brill missed half of the '94 season after a freak flounder fishing accident in Quincy Bay.
In 1996, infielder Hank Miller was indulging in nachos with cheese and all the fixins' which included hot peppers and spicy sauce. After attempting to insert contact lenses into his eyes, Miller felt a severe burning sensation and was forced to miss two games.
Enigmatic outfielder Dan Loring served 3 games on the disabled list in 1994 after being stung by a jellyfish at Nantasket Beach.
10 comments:
kev mcparty. 90somethig. Missed a game due to drunkeness and sunburn after being found passed out at orourke. Classic!
Well, well, well, I guess its on. I suppose the Game is 400lbs to. The Game says this- I will be on the field ALL season putting up the numbers, that the Game always puts up. Prediction for 2009-The Game= Triple Crown AGAIN!!!
sorry mi amigo... you gonna come up short on all o that... be TRIPLE FROWN for joo!!
$30 dollar Grumpy Gift certificate on the table for anyone who can take the triple crown.
$30 dolllar gift certificate for the Game! I guess if thats all you can afford, I'll have to take it. As far as it being open for anyone- there is only ONE GAME!!! Coming into the season completely healthy is scary for all opposing teams, and for anyone who thinks they would even compete for MY triple crown. Three words for all- JUST BRING IT!!!!
FFFFFuck OOOOFFFF FFRRAATTT!!!
The Game couldn't crack the Morrell Clubs lineup(unless he converted to outfield, where he could fill in for Brian Nolan when we play against lefty pitchers).
listen, i played third, but i kept firing the ball over the fence when i tried to make a play.
i played short against you guys in the playoffs two years ago. i think we won.
oh yeah, and i played 2nd base in the playoffs against you guys one year. that's when i had a broken foot. still played the 2 bag better than the Game. you may have beaten us that year. you may have...
Didn't the Game tell you to let the adults talk? Stay in the outfield ( or better yet, retirement), and let the big boys play the infield.
by "big boys" do you mean old guys who can't run? or fat guys who can't run? or old, fat guys who can't run?
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