Friday, March 30, 2007

Elivis Has Entered The Building



LAS VEGAS, NV – The McInnis Carpentry Softball Club finalized contract negotiations with Elvis Presley, appointing him as an advanced scout. Hammers General Manager Thomas Fratolillo made the announcment from the Bellagio minutes after the deal was completed.

Per club policy, terms of the agreements were not disclosed.

Elvis starred in 33 successful films, made history with his television appearances and specials, and knew great acclaim through his many, often record-breaking, live concert performances on tour and in Las Vegas. Globally, he has sold over one billion records, more than any other artist.

Known the world over by his first name, he is regarded as one of the most important figures of twentieth century popular culture.

Presley will be responsible for heading player scouting in both the South West and West Coast regions of the United States.
"We're very excited to have Mr. Presley part of the organization", said team owner Steven McInnis. "He brings a high level of energy and enthusiasim to the club."

-AP

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

elvis lives!!

Anonymous said...

Frat looks like he's the dead one!!!