Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Logan Doubtful For 2009 Season


QUINCY, MA - The Associated Press has learned from sources close to the McInnis Carpentry Softball Club that Scott Logan will be listed as doubtful for the 2009 season.

Last year, the Hammers star underwent surgery that was reportedly "season ending." He returned in dramatic fashion, missing only four games.
It is unclear what the injury may be this year. One rumor is that Logan fell asleep during a session at a tanning salon and suffered numerous bad burns. Another unofficial report has him suffering from severe wrist tendonitis spurred by excessive play on his Sony Playstation. It is unclear what level of "Legends of Wrestling" he achieved before having to shut it down.

The injury bug is no stranger to Hammers:

In 2002, John Gray missed the first 5 games of the season due to injuries suffered at the Fore Seasons driving range.

Outfielder Tom Fratolillo was lost for the remaining 5 games of the 1997 season when he broke his hand during a karate brick-breaking exhibition at Atherton Hough Elementary School.

Rich Brill missed half of the '94 season after a freak flounder fishing accident in Quincy Bay.

In 1996, infielder Hank Miller was indulging in nachos with cheese and all the fixins' which included hot peppers and spicy sauce. After attempting to insert contact lenses into his eyes, Miller felt a severe burning sensation and was forced to miss two games.

Enigmatic outfielder Dan Loring served 3 games on the disabled list in 1994 after being stung by a jellyfish at Nantasket Beach.